How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only one. Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkens.
Presbyterians: None. Light will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman catholic: None. They use only candles.
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who bring the potato salad.
Episcopalians: Three. one to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one t talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for light bulbs. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you ,that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dace about your light bulb fo the next Sunday service in which we well explore a number of light bulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb, Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.
Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review the church lighting policy.
Lutherans: none. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish: What's a light bulb?
1 comment:
You've got a BLOG!!! That makes me really excited... hehe... I love blogging.
I love your first post, didn't you use that as a devotional one time? I think Joanna told me about it and how much it ministered to her. Really some good thoughts there, ones I'd do well to pay attention to.
And as for the infamous lightbulbs jokes, which I've heard before, they made me grin all over again. :D
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